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My father once said "there either are no aliens, or there are aliens who need Jesus."

I think I agree with him.

I’ve heard it I’m sure you’ve heard it. I’m sure you’ve heard it from peers (other single women especially) a lot. “Be careful that you don’t want marriage so much that it becomes an idol.” In fact, I’ve heard it so much I find it very tempting to never mention that I want a relationship, that I want to be married. If I talk about wanting a job or improving my career, missions (no matter my true motivations), the latest tv show, anything but relationships. Anything but marriage. And, it’s not if you talk about it a ton either. I’ve found the admonition often comes with my very first mention of relationships or marriage within a group. They couldn’t warn me faster if I said that I liked watching porn from time to time.

I read this blog in Boundless the other day and I really think she has a point. I also read the comments and I wanted to point out comment #13. I wish I could give her a hug! She is obviously my sister. There was another comment  which I can’t find now, but it said something along the lines of “maybe people tell other people not to want marriage too much because what they really mean is “you’re obviously desperate to get married and it’s tacky and a turn off and you might have more success if you backed off” but that people are too nice to really say that. I want to consider if what she said is true, and what else it might imply (on a side note, my father always says that your should write things that get a response, well, they certainly have gotten one from me).

First, is it really kinder or more discreet to say that rather than “you seem desperate.” Because most people will not only not hear what they “should” be hearing, but hear something else entirely. So then, through an attempt at subtle manipulation and non-confrontation you disseminate falsehood while not correcting anyone.

Second, what else might people be saying when they say “be careful not to make marriage an idol” or “be careful that you don’t want marriage too much?” I can think of a few:

·         Don’t talk about this, guys are around and you’ll scare them off with talk of commitment. (because obviously all guys, Christian and non-Christian, are commitment-phobes and don’t want to be married and thus must believe that we don’t either lest the very mention inspires them to feel pressured and get scared and allow their true cowardly immature character show. Why would we want those guys anyway?)

·         I think marriage should just happen and you’re ruining my fairytale idea (this comes from listening to the world, and reading/watching one-too-many romances)

·         I think God is kind of cruel and won’t give us something until we don’t care if we have it. If you say you want it you’re jinxing yourself (and this is just an erroneous idea about God)

·         I’m afraid of marriage and commitment myself and you’re making me uncomfortable (that’s your issue, not mine)

·         I feel the desire to get married but I don’t want it and you’re reminding me that I’m pulling a Jonah in this regard and it’s making me uncomfortable (also your issue, not mine)

·         I’ve grown bitter/hopeless/resigned to my condition of singleness and I don’t want that wound reopened by someone else’s determination and hope. (and again, your issue, not mine)

·         We’re Christians, so since religion is off the list of taboo things to talk about we’ve replaced it with romance. It’s now not polite to talk about romance or politics. (if this is just about what’s taboo than I really really don’t care)

How did I do? Did I cover all the other bases not yet mentioned?

Or, maybe people mean exactly what they say and they think that the desire for marriage is, quite apparently, a bad thing, so easily corrupted that you have to nip it in the bud at its genius. Well, guess what, the heart is so corruptable that technically none of our motivations or desires are pure (so you don't have to worry about them being corrupted, they already are). And, there are a lot of other things that I think are much more likely to make us fall. Pride, for example. And faithlessness.

I think this is wrong and a major reason why there are so few marriages now and a contributor to so much immorality within the church and so little preparation when people actually do get married. I think it discourages marriage in the same way that discouraging people to think about money at all would keep them from knowing how to manage money. I think it encourages immorality in the same way that starving children binge themselves on food when they get an opportunity to eat, even if it means stealing. I think it leads to little preparation because there is little discussion and even less about what happens and how you should truly handle what happens *after* you get married.

You see, I think that the desire for marriage is not often an idol. I think lots of things can be an idol, the but the desire for Godly marriage and a godly relationship, I don’t think that’s often an idol. Mostly because it’s not a very self-promoting god. Let’s see, marriage, you have to submit to your husband, you no longer belong to yourself, your entire life’s point is to think of his good and help your husband, kids will give you lots of embarrassment and no time to yourself, you have to put up with someone else’s faults and failures and short comings for the rest of your life. Oooooh, yeah, sounds like the best idol ever!

I think what people fall in love with, and idolize, is a romance novel. Basically, a fantasy. And before you go accusing someone of idolizing a fantasy you’d best make sure it’s a fantasy that they’re thinking of. That means actually engaging them in a conversation about what they want and expect out of marriage. It means asking secondary questions *before* you pass judgment.

In light of all this I’ve come up with some easy detections of “making marriage an idol.” For those of you who are worried that you’re making marriage an idol (and I’m pretty sure that any Christian woman who would like to get married, who has that desire even a little, may wonder). Here goes:

First, do you have standards? Do your standards go beyond “he goes to church and he breathes?” If so, good.

Second, do the words “till death do you part” make you feel a bit sick to your stomach with fear? If so, you definitely don’t have to worry about the desire for marriage being an idol.

Third, do you regularly lay in your bed at night crying in desire for a husband, or for marriage? Do you look at wedding magazines and pine? Do you read home décor magazines and wish? Do you coo and cry over every cute baby, wishing you had one? Do you arrange chick flick nights where you eat fattening food and watch a visual romance fantasy unfold before your eyes and wish that if only that could happen to you? No? No to most of them? Eh, than I wouldn’t worry.

Fourth, (and I would say this is the clearest indicator). If an angel met you and said you were going to die in 30 seconds, that you would never have a husband, that you would never have children, that you would never grow old or leave a legacy, but that you were about to be in the presences of God, what would you do? Would you call a loved one and leave a quick message of love and hope? Would you stand in stunned shock and horror? Would you cry out, saying something like “but I’m still a virgin! I can’t die a virgin!” or “But what about a husband and babiiiiiiieeees?!” Would you go contentedly into that good night or would you fight it, or wish to fight it, feeling that you hadn’t yet done what would make eternity worthwhile? If you answered ‘yes’ to anything but the first option, this might be time to reassess. If the answer was no to all but the first option than you have nothing to worry about. You see, and idol is something you place over God, it’s something you want more than God. If you would happily forfeit husband and children for a chance to be with God in eternity I don’t think that there’s any need to worry about marriage being an idol. If you still desire marriage than take it as a natural craving, like hunger, that God has given you. I do.

And let me tell you, I see marriage and loving God very much like this analogy. When I was in Korea I missed my family. I wanted to go home. I would lay in bed sometimes just aching to feel the true embrace of someone I knew loved me. I was a stranger in a strange land. And I had a job to do. And I got hungry. A lot. There were times I would sit at my desk and dream of food. Sometimes it wasn’t time for me to eat but I was really hungry. Would it have helped for me to deny my hunger? No. Would it have helped to ignore opportunities to sate my hunger when they came? Would it have been good for me to chew gum? No, that just would have made me more hungry in the long run, and gassy. What was better to accept that I was hungry, even say that I was hungry, and when I had the opportunity, eat. Now, was I a glutton? No. But I loved the food. I desired the food. Moreover, did I want the food more than I wanted to go home? If I had been given the opportunity to up and see my family, or them to see me, but I’d have to miss food, would I have taken it? Heck yeah! I would have gone without food for days just for that feeling of home. I figure that the desire for marriage is a lot like that desire for food. I’m here, a stranger in a strange land, and I have a job to do, and I can’t go home until it’s done. In the mean time I have this desire, and it’s not going to go away, and I can try and sate it with fake things but that won’t help and it won’t last, and I can try to deny it but that will only cause problems. I shouldn’t feel guilty about it, but what I should do is acknowledge it and take the opportunity if it grants itself. And I should always understand that this is not what I want most. I assure you, sisters, it is Heaven that I lay in bed and cry for, not a husband. It is intimacy with my God that will fill all my desires, not a husband. It’s not an idol. But do I want a husband? Do I want to eat? You bet. And I bet you do, too.

Heaven. Hell. How many people actually believe they exist? Even of those who say they do I’m finding there are many who really don’t. Or rather, they don’t think on it at all. Their visions of heaven and hell have been as much shaped by multi-media as anyone else’s.

Then, of course, there are the reformer’s ideas. Heaven becomes this boring celestial city where we sit around singing out-of-tune hymns and hell is all fire and brimstone.

I read both Mere Christianity and The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis and his ideas on heaven and hell spurred me to realize what my ideas where. Then, a few months later, I went through this panic about whether or not I really was saved. If you check further back in the blog you can read all the wonderings and fearmongerings I was doing then. And, it’s good to work out your faith from time to time. But *why* was I so upset? *Why* is being a Christian so necessary? I came to one conclusion and that conclusion has changed the way I see the world. It’s so important because I am desperate to get to Heaven, and desperate to avoid Hell.

Well, what is Heaven, what is Hell, that they should matter? I could give you a bunch of verses that may or may not make sense, refer you to articles I’ve read, and I may do that, but I’d rather just tell you about what I believe.

You may have heard the old song “when I get to heaven, gonna talk with Jesus, when I get to heaven, gonna see his face…” And we dismiss the words.

Imagine this: you die. You die and the world goes dark around you and you blink and there you are, standing before the throne of God. Light brighter than the sun on the hottest day, brighter than the sun without ozone, brighter than any star, blasts you, staggers you back, but you don’t die. You’re already dead, remember. As you squint through the light you see a man before you. He is both so big that his throne cannot contain him and just the right size to meet with you. What shines from his face is Glory, Power, Love, Justice, Mercy, and Wrath. Again you’re staggered, and this time you drop to a knee as you realize who you’re before. And, as soon as that realization hits you memory does as well. You’re no God, you’ve failed, you don’t deserve to be here. Mourning and panic and fear and awe sieze you. You drop to your face in the heavenly dirt, tears stream from your eyes. “My God, forgive me,” you beg, even as you acknowledge that you don’t deserve it.

Then a hand is on your shoulder, and you choke on even more tears, because of the warmth and generous love that spreads through you, the forgiveness. “Arise my beloved,” says a voice that is both quite and permeating in a way that no bullet could be, “you have served me well.” You look up and the One on the throne, though He is still somehow upon it, is also before you, helping you your feet, brushing off the dirt. And there is such compassion, such pride, such love in his eyes that again you are overwhelmed. At once you are entirely known and every ache and every hole in who are is healed and sealed up. The joy and intimacy you sought through sex is fulfilled, the confidence you sought through jobs is granted, the humility you sought through service is attained. You stand there, struck dumb for ages by the amazing thing that has been done for you. You who knows you don’t deserve it. You’re more real and more whole than you ever were when alive. It feels like you just woke up from a lingering dream. God himself is pleased by you and wraps you in a welcoming hug. You’re shocked that God would touch you, because all your life, though you prayed and sang and read and did your very best to believe without proof and serve without return, God was still something you didn’t quite comprehend. But now you see Him clearly, see yourself clearly. You are loved, you will never be turned away, you are known, and in that you are made the best possible you. You’re forgiven, you’re fixed. Nothing could surpass what you’re experiencing. Each new moment in the presence of your God reveals new insights. For the first time in your life you’re free, content, happy, fully informed of the state of yourself.

And then it gets better, because your eyes turn to take in this realer than real heavenly place and you see a country all around you. A city without walls. Pastures and woods stretch into the distance. Trees in fruit and trees in bloom. Soft grass and inviting riverbanks. Glorious roads leading into a distance. People, old friends who you’d mourned, enemies and now you’re excited to see them free as well, and a goodness in them you could never recognize in your Earthly life. There are people there who you never knew, and some you recognize though you’ve never met. All complex and complete. Angels and men walking and talking together. More company than you’ll ever need but how wondrous to share such a thing with them. Not only are there plants and people, but animals too, and water, and food. Such food as you’ve never had. Food untainted by toxins, or death. Sweet and rich. Food that fills you. And you find that you’re not hungry nor thirsty nor tired. Every pang of sadness is healed, every remorse set aside for the joy of where you are and in whose light you stand. This is a place that has a place for you. You belong here. You were made for here. This is where the forgiven stand. This is the home of the renewed, and it is forever.

Now, in contrast, imagine Hell.

You die, you feel your soul slip from this world like a hand passing through the surface of water. For a moment nothing and then you are aware. Of nothing. At first all you feel is pain, pain that cannot be stopped our placed, it bounces from limb to limb like a child playing hopscotch. Your skin feels like it’s burning, your bones like their breaking. You try to scream, but no noise comes. Try to thrash but feel no movement. You hear nothing. Finally you open your eyes and you see nothing. It takes a while, because you’re in denial, you think you’ll wake up, you think the real world will come back to you, before you realize where you are. You didn’t really believe in this place. It’s so hard to conceptualize. You’re in Hell. Your limbs ache like one giant amputee. You feel them while they seem to no exist. You feel like a vapor. That sense of incompletness, of being not quite whole, that lingered in life, is now consuming, maddening. You never even got a chance to see what you’re missing, but somehow you know, because now that you’re in so much agony you can easily imagine what the opposite it.

But this place has no escape hatch. It is nowhere and it goes on without end. You don’t know if anyone else is here. For all you know you’re the only one. You hope you aren’t, but you can’t be sure. No senses to tell you otherwise, not even the smell of your own burning flesh to assure you this is real, and you can’t kick the feeling that you are less real than you were before, less valid by exponents. You can’t kick at all. And you can’t take comfort from knowing your enemies are here too. You agonize over the possibility that the people you hated most aren’t here. You wish for a fair fight, try to scream that God should come down here and face you, but you know you had your chance. Now, suddenly, and with sudden clarity, you can see all the times you had chances and turned them away, all the possibilities that would have lead to a different end but you ignored. You see with stunning clarity just how unworthy you were of the good things you received, and how much you took for granted. You see with true clarity the reality of the universe, and how small you are, how messed up, how dirty, how alone. This is your fault. You’re guilty here. The weight of your pride and degradation are yours to bear. Here it is both a sensory deprivation tank and a torture chamber. None mocks you but your own failings. None but your own heart accuses you. The world has lifted away and you have fallen into the void. And with a growing sense of horror and mourning, so overwhelming in its intensity you’d cry if you could, you understand. This is Hell, and it’s forever.

When I think of Heaven and Hell these are the concepts that trail through my mind. No clouds in heaven, no boring hymns (though I’m sure there will be singing. I imagine it’ll be a bit like Sojourn, a good mix of everything), no babies with wings and harps. Neither do I think it’ll be a throng of enraptured looking people standing around a giant impersonal throne whispering words like “God” and “Savior” and “Master” (though I imagine that there will be a good bit of that as well). I think there will be singing, and eating, swimming, laughing, eye rolling, joking, painting, stone working, writing, relaxing, running and jumping, talking, hugging, reminiscing, thinking, quiet being, and shouting. I think there will be learning, and some forgetting, I think there will be making, and building, and planning, and doing. Heaven will not be static. Nor will it be impure. There won’t be sex (sex, like sleeping, are not bad at all, but will be fulfilled in different ways once we reach that Heavenly realm), or sleeping. There won’t be resentment or fights or pride or “issues” or ego or disappointment or rage. There won’t be malicious talk or depression. There won’t be failure or lying, or injury. There won’t be broken trust or broken hearts.

Hell, on the other hand, won’t be a big party with all your biggest partier friends. It won’t be the place where all the rebels go to have a good time without anyone telling them what to do. It won’t be a gathering of all the strong ones while the weak ones go to a nice quite white place. It won’t be sexy (I imagine more it’ll be castrating and filled with a sense of incontinence). It won’t be comfy. You see, all pleasure comes from God, and Hell is supposed to be, at its most basic, the absence of God. So, you couldn’t even have your favorite sins if God wasn’t in the world making pleasantness possible. Since God makes things, and holds all things together I think it’s reasonable to assume that Hell will be without true place or true form. That means there won’t even be devils or demons wandering around to yell at you and poke you with nasty pitch forks. Hell is going to be one nasty place. A to fear and a place to avoid at all costs. And, please understand me that when I say this I mean only truth and no malice: lots of very good people are going to find themselves in Hell. Being good won’t save you. And not believing in it won’t stop you from going.

Why wouldn’t you want to think on this? Why wouldn’t you want to hope for the one and dread the other? Our faith is not just for this life. Jesus didn’t die just to offer us a new way to live for the short time we walk this globe. To live is Christ, yes, but we forget the other part; to die is gain. As Christians shouldn’t we anxiously look forward to the day when we depart from our mortal bodies? Shouldn’t we be excited about what awaits us? I know, you can’t prove Heaven and our modern minds make poor doubting Thomas look very trusting. We don’t want to believe in something in which we don’t have proof. I would suggest that if Heaven seems distasteful to you, or Hell too harsh than perhaps you should reexamine how you think of God. 

Think. When we're saved, what are we saved for, and what are we saved from?
 

So, apparently the statistics between interactions between men and women in the Church and that in the rest of the world isn't that different. Christian men seem as much, if not more, prone to pornographic addictions. Christian women also often think that to be godly you have to be a companion to men, but with your being their companion and porn providing the sex they can often put off the need for true intimacy indefinitely. At the same time women are often isolated from men in regular situations.

This one I feel with particular intensity. Being that I'm not that social (and this isn't like saying "being that I'm diabetic." I'm not giving opportunity to tell me "you just need to hang out with people more). No, I don't. Do you know what that would do to me? I'd be exhausted and grumpy and tearful. There are many more extroverts in the world, the church is practically made for extroverts. But, here's the thing, I think marriage is even more valuable to introverts (like me). Because single person intimacy is both more useful and more desired for us. Extroverts can gain that feeling of being connected by going out in groups. I can't. I never have, and I probably never will. But one on one, that's where I feel connection. Unfortunately the church expressly frowns on that.

So, how am I, a woman and an introvert, who is content with not going out very often, who doesn't even know what is expected of me by men, who doesn't even know if the men I meet have character, supposed to get to know open Christian men?

This isn't a problem I've had with men who aren't 'religious'. Instead they are open about interest, they don't shun physical attraction, nor interest. They're not afraid to ask you out, to get to know you, to have fun, to flirt.  I've begun to wonder if the church has become so uptight, or so feminine, that real masculinity is almost impossible to find. I know that American men are notoriously passive in interest and Christian American men about ten times more so. There is no immediate show of interest. They act practically asexual. And you know what? That is SO FREAKING ANNOYING! I AM A SEXUAL BEING AND I WANT TO BE RESPONDED TO AS A PERSON AND A SEXUAL BEING. GUH!!!

Am I asking for sex? No. But a little flirting won't kill you.

I hate that any real interest in men or marriage is considered pushing too much, and unseemly, even a turn off. Like desire is bad. I think we're catering to the relation-phobes. And, why should we.

But, back to what I was saying, I have never had a lack of interest from men who weren't religious. I find friendships with them easy, online and in real life. I enjoy their company, laugh, flirt. But there's this huge gap in my life that they don't get, and often the direction of their hearts is so drastically different from mine. Yeah, they have different interests, different things that they notice, but they don't seem like these bizarre unrelatable creatures (except in our religious differences).

So, why is it so different within the Church?

Why can't I seem to connect to with Christian guys? And, how can I be open about my desire without turning all men away, or being obnoxious?

I can see people crying in outrage about how unseemly I'm being already.

Look, why can I interest men who don't know the Lord, who are so different from me? I hit it off with them. Why is it that I can't hit it off with Christian guys? Am I so different around them, or are they so different? I know that when I'm in groups around other Christian women I can feel the weight of their judgment and expectations on the back of my neck whenever I'm around them. Does that effect how I respond? Do we Christian women hinder how men respond?
Do regular Christian men have no problem hitting it off with unsaved women? What about those women makes them easy to interact with? I know that they have little problem showing interest, but I also know that even at the best church I've ever attended I have been clearly told not to show interest until after I know a guy, and that too much intention is unholy, seeking after something other than god and not the trait of a good woman. I've heard both of these from other single women.

Unchristian women show interest. They also dress nicely. I've tried to dress nicely. I also worry that nice clothes will make me unapproachable, because it has before.

Are we Christians just so hesatant and picky that relationships are next to impossible? I think that I've been guilty of that in the past. Or of making judements, where I decide that I don't want to date a guy and so I turn away attentions and forget that I need interaction in order to improve my *ability* to interact. But, what if I just want to go on a date? How does that even happen? How does one get just a date?

I find myself wondering if I need to look to older men, or men who are not American, in order to get a date.

I am happy to encourage men to be godly, but I really want a date. I don't care if it doesn't work out, just the chance to interact in a way that, not overtly sexual, that acknowledges us as entire human beings, not just spirits or children.

How am I supposed to get married if I don't hang out with godly men who are willing to see me as a marriable woman?

So, I was reading Boundless today and there was a guy commenting on a blog against pornography. I think it was about getting serious about quitting. He said something to the effect of;
"I read so many things about stopping pornography but it seems to me that this webzine has a double standard. Why aren't there more articles about women quitting romantic movies? Romantic movies are the same to women as pornography is to men. Isn't it. They both give unrealistic expactations. I think there should be more articles about the evils of romantic movies."

To which I say: 
WTF?! Kate and Leopold is in no way similar to Pirate Booty in the Caribbean.
Now, if you wanted to say that reading romance *novels* (aka, erotica) is the same or similar to porn, then yeah, you have a case there. But movies? No.

Of course, the question becomes, why is the Christian world so silent about women's erotica? It's quite popular and corrupts the heart just as much.

Sometimes, often times, people surprise me.

Fine, I debated whether or not I would write about this. Well, I am.
Really, do you think it's that easy? Do you think that getting married will "just happen"? Yeah, and prince charming really exists and he'll come on his white steed to take you home to his castle. Marriage is something that, if it's going to happen, needs to be pursued proactively. In fact, I think it's an even worse idea to say "well, what I really need to do is become content with my singleness." Complacency and contentment are not the same thing and while I admit that we need to bloom where we're planted, sometimes those uncomfortable places are there to encourage us to pick up our roots and move. Especially in the case of guys, proactiveness is a must, but for women as well. For all those women who have given into the idea, as I long had, that marriage is a prison to be avoided until your sentence has ultimately come in. Or, that one must pretend to not want marriage, or to even find a way to not want marriage, if you're to be truly holy.
Before I go further, let me say that marriage is not the be-all-end-all of existence. I know this, hopefully you know this. Having a spouse won't fill the hole inside you simply because that hole is never ending. They can pour into you and pour into you but you'll never be completely complete. They can be a companion though, and a compliment. A very very neccessary compliment.
But, before we get married we have to understand why we should and what it is, what we're getting ourselves into, and what it's not. And, I think that once we strip away the fears, and the insecurities, and the falacies it'll turn out that most people desperately desire marriage, and that to find a spouse is a *good* thing.
So, marriage. In the Church romance and romantic love and sex, they all necessitate marriage. You want the good stuff, get married. Reproduction also necessitates marriage. You want mini-me's, get married. In addition I'd say that the Bible greatly encourages Christians to have kids. It can be one of the best kinds of conversion, to raise a kid in the faith from the beginning. Is it a guarantee that your child will follow that path as an adult? No, but it's a better bet than trying to convert people off the streets. And, as much as "spiritual children" are nice, it's not not not the same as real ones, and we can't discount the Bible encouraging people to have real children as well as mentoring and having "spiritual children."
Ok, so, for the purposes of reproduction, sex, and romantic love there needs to be marriage. But, that's not all marriage is, or even the majority really. Marriage isn't always (though usually it is) a means to these things (though they're entirely excluded without it).I think this is where a lot of people get their arguments against getting married. "You can't be sure" they say "of getting anything if you get married." What they mean is "I'm terrified that if I get married it'll be horrible and I'll be stuck." Boy, can I relate.
Here's the deal, folks. Marriage is freaking hard. And it ought to be. Nothing great comes without great cost. When you decide to get married you're not signing on for a life of leisure. You promise "in sickness" and "for poorer," not exactly fun thoughts, but neccessary ones. Here are some things you will encounter while married:

• Your spouse will change
• It will turn out that you married a virtual stranger
• You will change
• At times, you won't love your spouse at all
• Your spouse will piss you off
• You will piss your spouse off
• Your spouse will hurt you, and it will hurt more because you chose them and they chose you and now it feels like you're getting unchosen
• You will hurt your spouse, and the guilt will be all the more intense because you really really shouldn't have said it.
• You will have the unpleasant realization that you have to watch your words a lot more around your spouse because they have so much more impact
• You won't want sex when your spouse does
• You will want sex and your spouse won't
• Their little habits will drive you insane
• Their big tendencies (that you love so much before) will drive you insane
• Your spouse will make really bad choices sometimes
• You will have to deal with you spouse's personal baggage
• Your spouse will have to deal with your personal baggage, no matter how much you try to hide it.
• At times they will seem to be going backwards spiritually
• Your parents will die and your friends will leave
• Your spouse will let you down
• You will let your spouse down
• You will be a bad parent sometimes maybe a lot of the time
• They will be a bad parent sometimes maybe a lot of the time
• You will be tempted to be bitter
• The grass will look greener on the other side
• The kids will take away the time you have with your spouse
• You will grow apart from your spouse when the kids take up all your time
• You will doubt whether you should have gotten into this mess to begin with

So, when all these things happen, don't worry. It's normal. You deal with it and you move on. None of these are reasons for despair or divorce.
In addition to those things that will surely happen, there are other, more difficult things that might. Here are some things you may encounter while you're married:

• Women, your man might work too much, leaving you feeling lonely and unloved
• Men, your woman might not understand your desire to provide and will become distant from you instead of appreciating your effort
• Your spouse may be in a fire and be horrible disfigured and in pain all the time
• Your spouse may turn out to have a mental illness that makes them unstable or unreliable
• Your spouse may experience trauma, war, or attack and change.
• Men, your wife may be raped, or have had sexual trauma as a girl and often have difficulty with physical intimacy
• Women, your husband may have been to battle and have violent flashbacks
• Women, your husband may attack you
• Men, your wife may reject you
• Counseling may not help
• Your spouse may develop a debilitating medical condition
• Your spouse may be into porn
• Your spouse may be in a car accident and be paralyzed, they may never be able to pee on their own again
• A horrible tragedy may strike your spouse and it might break them
• Your spouse may withdraw or turn way from you or blame you in an unchangable situation
• You may depend too much on your spouse to make you feel complete and you may do the same, only to experience an increased sense of emptiness, resentment, and failure.
• Men, your wife may be rebellious
• Women, your husband may be unjust, unwise, and undeserving of the respect his position demands
• Your spouse may cheat on you
• You may be stupid enough to cheat on your spouse
• You may experience pain, anger, and fear deeper than you ever thought possible
• You or your spouse may (probably will at some point) loose a job and you will find yourself in financial crisis
• You may be in huge amounts of debt
• One or both of you may be pretty freaking bad at sex
• Your children may have a mental, personality, or physical disorder
• Women, your husbands may be afraid to parent
• Men, your wives may make the kids their only priority
• Your children may not serve the Lord
• You may screw up your kid
• Your spouse may get depressed or even want to die
• It may turn out that your spouse is a much worse person than they originally seemed
• It may turn out that you got married for all the wrong reasons

Great. You know what that means? That means that you have experienced things that people have experience with one another for thousands of years. And, no, this isn't a chance to say "well, they didn't get to get out of it." You shouldn't try to get out of it. God sanctifies some through singleness. Most others should be lucky enough to be sanctified through marriage. If anything, take comfort in the fact that you're experiencing an intimacy that can only be surpassed by the relationship to Christ, and that that annoying person you walked the alter with is also being sanctified through this. Marriage is going to bring out the worst in you, but that's in order to make the best of you. Gold is refined by fire, remember?
I would even go so far as to say that, should virtually all this be dropped on you during the course of your marriage, that it would still be worth it. Don't despair, God isn't some sadistic bastard sitting up in heaven just waiting to make you misserable through marriage. He loves you. Heck, in Jeremiah he promised the captives that he had plans for them, plans to prosper them, to give them hope. Don't you think he'd do the same for you in your marriage?
Marriage is real and it's earthy and it's *hard* but I think that, given what it can give you, it's more than worth it. What can it give you?

• Love
• security
• intimacy only surpassed by that you have with God
• sex
• a heartfelt connection to another person
• a companion
• a best friend
• a partner in crime
• a partner in faith
• someone whose got your back
• a special brand of sanctification
• children
• joy
• the privilege of knowing someone intimately
• the privilege of being the most instrumental person in someone else's life

For this reason should a man leave his father and mother and cling to his wife. It's worth it people. God doesn't call us to be afraid, or to hedge our bets. We're supposed to be living out there. Living courageously. And what's more courageous or out there than this? Take courage! Gird your loins. Take initiative. Pursue the craggy mountain. Get married.
I'm ready.
Are you?

p.s. Disclaimer: I do understand that in situations of consistent abuse or cheating it is a person's right to divorce. I'm in no way suggesting that a woman (or man) whose well-being or life, or those of their children, is in jeopardy that they should stay in such a marriage. While I believe that most marriages shouldn't end, I understand that there are those that should. I also believe that these are not reasons for those who are unmarried to despair or to grow bitter toward marriage.